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1. Tests have shown that women rate 3% > > higher in general intelligence than men, > > although their brain size is smaller. > > > >2. Women are walking radar detectors, > > that is why men have difficulty lying to > > women. Their brains have the ability to > > integrate and decipher verbal, visual > > and other signals of body language. > > Hence women will always be safe > > when faking an orgasm. > > > >3. Women want lots of sex with the men > > they love. Men just want lots of sex. > > > >4. When men flirt, they will lower > > their pitch of voice. Women will raise theirs. > > > >5. Women talk and think aloud while > > men do them silently. As > > a result, men think > > women talk too much and are nags. > > > >6. Women talk about their problems as > > a way of relieving stress. They want to be > > heard, not fixed by being offered > > advice and solutions > > > >7. Speech and words are not a specific > > brain skill for men. They find it hard to > > express themselves. That's why they > > often choose greeting cards with plenty of > > words inside. That way, there's less > > space for them to write. > > > >8. Women leave men, not because they > > are unhappy with what he can provide, but > > because they are emotionally unfulfilled > > > >9. Women use an average of 20,000 > > communication words, sounds, and gestures a > > day. Men only use about 7,000. > > > >10. So if a woman is talking to you a > > lot, she likes you. But if she's not > > talking, you're in trouble. > > > >11. Men are more thick-skinned than > > women. Literally. Which explains why women > > have more wrinkles than men. Boys lose > > their sensitivity to touch by the time > > they reach puberty. So where does all > > that sensitivity go? It all goes to just one area. > > > >12. If a woman is unhappy in her > > relationship, she can't concentrate on her > > work. If a man is unhappy at work, he > > can't focus on his relationship. > > > >13. Men can only do one thing at a > > time. When they stop their car to read a > > street directory, they have to turn > > down the radio. Women's brain are configured > > for multi-tasking performance. They > > can talk on the phone, watch the TV and cook > > at the same time. > > > >14. Most men get a brain hemorrhage > > after 20 minutes of clothes shopping. > > > >15. When it comes to sex, women need a > > reason; men need a place. > > > >16. 15% to 20% of men have feminized > > brains. About 10% of women have > > masculinised brains. So there are more > > gays than lesbians in the world. > > > >17. Most women prefer sex with the > > lights off because they can't bear to see a > > man enjoying himself. Men like the > > lights on - so they can get the woman's name right.
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